My woman decided this afternoon it was time for some refreshments. She got all over some fresh lemons and burns blue beads clear.

I can't make this shit up.

She made it, and I'm sticking to my story.

Put it like this: I ain't leaving the yard.

Bwahahahahah!!!

I can not believe what is happening in this country. The problem is: The people are on the outside looking in...not doing a damn thing. Open the damn door and go inside. Get in the game. Get involved. People don't seem to care.

I'm downtown with Jimbo. No one had a copy of the final bill, and they voted on it?

Maybe all of our Congressmen should have to take a damn test on the bills they vote on, and pass it (the test), before they're allowed to vote.

I'm pissed.

Sad to say, but I believe the average citizen has no clue what is going on. When I talk to people, I'm amazed at their ignorance on matters that directly affect them. They have no clue. They don't care.

We're sailing in troubled waters with no compass and no sextant.

Gibbs's is a joke, but that's not why the press corps is laughing.

My woman went to her doctor this morning. They have a new form for all new and EXISTING patients.

One question was "Do you have a gun in your house?"

Another one was "How many people live in your house?"

Yet another was "Do you have a pet"

Many more unrelated to the business at hand.

She told them it was none of their damn business.

What is going on?

I heard that Michael Jackson will not be buried because he contains so much plastic. Instead, they are going to melt him down and turn him into legos so that little children can play with him...like he played with them.

They only thing that freak did for me was record Thriller. I traded the cassette to a Mexican cab driver for a 4 hour round trip from Cancun to Tulum and back, plus a cooler of cold beer and wait time.