How do you evacuate a movie theater without shouting “Fire”?

When I was a kid… the neighborhood theater had a balcony, and my friends and I would always view the movies from there. It was our spot. We were always looking for a laugh, and one day we had an idea.

We smuggled a couple of large cans of chunky vegetable soup up there…opened ‘em…and screamed Buuuuiiiiiicccckkkkkk, as we poured them on the people seated below.

People screaming…breaking for cover in every direction…that was funny…we were laughing so hard, we barely escaped.

Cat Puke inspired this post.