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06.01.05
I Loves My Garden

If I have to kill every squirrel and rabbit in the neighborhood to defend my garden, I will.

The last several days, I’ve had no targets, or as the captain in Das Boot said, “We need orders.” This all changed today; my backyard was a target rich environment; I killed all that showed themselves. 100 %.

My gun is a one-shot one-pumper, and I’ve gotten good at speed loading and shooting.

On a seemingly related note, I had a conversation with a woman tree hugger, who gave me up and down the road for shooting squirrels and bunny rabbits.

I told her,” If I were you, I wouldn’t let your dog out, cause I don’t see so well at night.”

That pissed her off.

Posted: 19:09
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Kill the shit out of them Sam, they do no good at all but fuck up a yard and garden. I kill at least 8 a day, no rabbits, just tree rats. And I have two words for your tree hugging friend, fuck her.

Posted by: catfish at June 1, 2005 07:23 PM

THAT sounds like something I would have said...he he he.

Posted by: Dana at June 1, 2005 10:14 PM

Rob and me went rat and gator hunting today, did not see a one. I got them on the run, Cat

Posted by: catfish at June 2, 2005 11:06 PM

Mmmmmm... squirrel gumbo.

Posted by: Dash at June 6, 2005 11:00 PM

Pop a cat in the ass and blog about it. BEJUS!!! People start wishing cancer on you.

Posted by: Acidman at June 7, 2005 05:48 PM
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