Another reason...why I believe it should be law that every American household have a shotgun. If you don't have to shoot a monkey, you can always harvest a Christmas tree.

It took 15 minutes for the police to arrive, and when they did, the fucking monkey ripped the outside mirror off the patrol car, opened the car door, and tried to get in. He was shot several times, and still didn't drop. They needed a bigger gun, or more time at the range.

Unfuckingbelievable

If it was me, that monkey would've been adios in seconds.