I understand Bobo has appointed a GREEN Czar. WTF

I have a few appointments of my own...in no particular order. I know 'em all, so I've got a little Nepotism going on here. I believe the showing of favoritism for friends based upon that relationship is the American way.

PINK CZAR...Velociman...because he understands the color of the good thing.

RED CZAR...Jimbo...because he's as pissed as I am.

CAMOUFLAGE CZAR...Dax Montana...because he knows how to blend it.

DEATH CZAR...Acidman...because he's holding down the upper fort.

BLUE CZAR...that would be me...because I'm holding down the "burns blue beads clear" for the rest of the Czars.

100 WORD CZAR...Elisson...because we need someone to write bills that can be read in less than two months.

TECHNICAL CZARINA...Teresa...because she understands the Technicalities associated with moving forward.

ARMS CZAR...Eric The Blade...blades and bullets...most important. There ain't no Bread and Breakfast going on here, unless it's October.

GHOST CZAR...Primordial Slack...Because she can handle the transparent Juju...also hangs with Pain.

OFF AND UNDER THE BUS CZARISTA...Leslie...because everyone needs a little Omni...a real bus ride, so to say.

ALLIGATOR CZAR...Catfish...because he knows how to deal with reptiles...know what I mean?

GARDEN CZAR...Guyk...because he grows all he can...and is prepared. Too bad he can't grow bullets.

BEER CZAR...Redneck...because you've got to keep the cooler full.

WINE CZAR...Denny...because he appreciates a tight ride, and keeps on keeping on.

CLEAR HEADED CZAR...LauraB...because she sees the writing on the wall.

GOT YOUR BACK CZAR...Joe the Drunk...because we once had a close call.

COACH GUN CZAR...The Baboon Pirate...because you'd want him around if the chips fell short. He also will preserve the Sausage Dog.

ART CZAR...John Cox...because he draws it like it could be.

OK...I have many more Czar positions and colors open...contact me and I'll set you up.