This BOHIC Van Jones idiot and Obama, who appointed him, are FUBAR. What a SNAFU...should be SNNAFU or SNAFUBAR.

Jones needs to go (NTG).

Damn, WTF are people thinking?

I need some more acronyms...leave 'em in the comments.

AMF - Adios Mother Fucker
AMFYOYO - Adios Mother Fucker, You're On Your Own (from urbandictionary.com: "Informal medical acronym used to describe belligerent patients who argue and refuse treatment.")
AMFOTDYOYO - Adios Mother Fucker, Out The Door, You're On Your Own (from urbandictionary.com: "Similar to, but more complete than AMF YOYO")
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOHIC - Bend Over Here It Comes
DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Shit
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
FIDO - Fuck It-Drive On
FISHDO (FISHiDO) - Fuck It, Shit Happens - Drive On
FIFI - Fuck It-Fly It
FIIGO - Fuck It, I've Got Orders
FNG - Fucking New Guy (used for all new people in a squad.)
FUBAB - Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBISO - Fuck You Buddy, I'm Shipping Out
FUMTU - Fucked Up More Than Usual
JAFO - Just Another Fucking Observer (guy who sits in the back of the vehicle)
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
KMACYOYO - Kiss My Ass Colonel, You're On Your Own
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fucker
SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SNAFUBAR - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition/Reason
SOL - Shit Out of Luck
FUUSAB - Fucked Up Until Space And Beyond
REMF - Rear Echelon Mother Fucker
SRDH - Shit Rolls Down Hill
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day
SUSFU - Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up
TAUFU - Totally And Utterly Fucked Up
CF - Charlie Foxtrot - From the phonetic alphabet letters C and F, meaning Cluster Fuck
IHELP - I've had enough of life pill.
NFG - No Fucking Good (Non-Functioning Gear)
WTF - What the Fuck? - Spoke using the military phonetic alphabet as "whiskey, tango, foxtrot", often used as a rhetorical question.