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04.30.05
His Second Kill

“…If you ain’t caught a rabbit, you ain’t no friend of mine…you ain’t nothing but a hound dog…”

-Elvis Presley

Stretch ran his first rabbit down tonight, and brought it home. Don’t let anyone tell you a Dachshund is a foo foo dog. They might be stubborn, and they are the smallest of hounds, but they are ferocious. He is the Man.

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04.29.05
The Bottom Line

Some say North Korea already has the capability to deliver a Nuclear Ballistic Missile to American soil. If they don't now, they soon will. If Iran is allowed to develop a nuclear weapon, they will use it.

In the end, only regime change in Iran and North Korea is likely to diminish the threat posed by these nations' governments. We had better be doing everything possible to encourage such an outcome.

Posted: 11:52
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04.28.05
Yard Boy

My neighbor has all the yard toys. Mowers, trimmers, grinders, graters, edgers, diggers, blowers, suckers, choppers, tillers, thisers, and thaters, and some more.

I laugh my ass off every time his wife makes him “make her yard pretty”. This guy blows the house, once a week. No kidding.

If anyone would like to sit with me in my backyard, and laugh your ass off, you’re welcome to do so. The beer is on me.

I pay a nice young man to do this shit for me.

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04.25.05
The "Ownership Society"

Thanks to Catfish.

"...President Bush has revived the term “ownership society” which refers to a country where the citizens own most of the assets, versus a socialist state in which the government owns virtually everything. This essay makes a compelling case for the former and illustrates why the trend toward an ownership society is already well underway in America, and why some groups want to stop it..."

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04.24.05
Mr. Stretch

Right, wrong, or indifferent, I’m known at the Vet’s as Mr. Stretch. That’s cool with me.

It could be a lot worse!!!

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Category: Worm Hole
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04.23.05
Hurricanes And Pop-Tarts

Walmart, for example, utilizes the Just-In-Time model for automatic inventory replenishment. JIT is the catdaddy, but leaves little room for the fudge. The models for stock must be accurate, not only by season, but by nature. They must adapt in real time. You’ve got to sync the tables in real time…no batch stuff…no down time…always up…all the time. 24-7-365.

With current database technology sitting on top of a *NIX database engine, it is not a problem.

Walmart has several Meteorologists on staff full time, and, basically, all they do is communicate with the staff in charge of auto-replenishment.

For example:

Since they know that people drink more beer just prior to a hurricane coming ashore, and that more people eat Pop-Tarts after it makes landfall, they adjust the models to reflect this, on the fly. Bottom line, they sell more beer and more Pop-tarts than they would using a conventional method of replenishment like First-In-First-Out or Last-In-First-Out.

Technology…you’ve got to love it, or hate it, but it will not go away. The only choice you have is to ignore it and lose, or embrace it and win.

Today, I can do with two people, what it took ten people to do ten years ago.

Pretty soon we won’t need people to run and manage all of these sophisticated systems; we’ll just need more hardware and software.

The machines are doing the thinking.

This is scary.

I’m just saying.

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04.22.05
Time To Set It Out

Looking a little rough in the back, but...

My garden is tilled

My Gator is on post

Time

To

Plant

Now

It's all about the spacing math...

Posted: 15:57
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Category: Food & Drink
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Blog Western

Dax is in the groove.

Head on over and give it a read.

Posted: 12:04
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04.21.05
The Last Post On Whackyll

I heard so many interesting quotes it was hard to make a decision, but I’ve made it.

And the winner is from my friend Jim:

“You can’t make this up”, or “You can’t make this shit up”.

Hell, I can’t remember, but he is absolutely correct.

To everyone I had the pleasure of socializing with:

Thank You!!!


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04.20.05
Anyone Remember This?

Barbie takes a huge pot from Acidman, and he looks her in the eye and says..."You Bitch", and she replies, "I'm not your bitch, he's right behind you"

Too Funny!!!

This really happened

That's me in the mirror.

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04.19.05
Rico R.I.P

My friend Rico is dead. A car struck him as he walked along a busy road the other night. The force of the impact knocked him out of his shoes, and he died instantly.

Rico was a true friend, but what I call an occasional friend. By this, I mean, I saw him just about every day, but we didn’t really socialize.

He was the dishwasher at my Pub; the Pub I frequented on a daily basis in another city. He was a good man with a huge heart and soul. He was always ready to help me with anything…moving furniture or washing windows, it didn’t matter. He was always there; he wanted to be there.

Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had were with Rico. Everything was “black and white” with him…he played no games…he was what he was, and was proud of it. He had no formal education…he was raised on the streets, but he knew right from wrong, and he knew the truth. He was a great guy.

As I look back, I now realize, when I gave him a Titanium Buck for Christmas one year, it sealed the deal. Rico liked a nice blade. It wasn’t the knife though; it was the thought. He never received anything, from anybody, ever. When he gave me a Christmas present several days after Christmas, I knew they were the gifts someone had given him. What do you say to that? I’ll tell you what…nothing. I graciously accepted them, and choked back my emotions. Rico was all about “the good”.

Rico my friend, I’m going to miss you.

God rest your soul.

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04.18.05
The Whip Came Down

Again and again.

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What a great bunch of people. Thank you all.

Acidman

Anne

Catfish

Christina

Dax

Denny

Eric

Flynny

Kelley

Key

Jimbo

Michele

Moogie

Mr. Helpful

Rube

Sadie

Ward

Velociman

Zonker

It was great to meet Georgia, Recondo32, the Irish Lad, the Redheaded Bodyguard, and everyone else.

The following shots are in no certain order, because there was no order. This shit was like the wild wild west.

AcidDog

A Real Cutie

Velociman and the Monkey

A Couple of Bitches


Afternoon Tequila Shooters Club

The Moog

Painted Monkey

Oh Yeah!!!

This is not what you think.

The Lovely Ladies...

...and Me

Still Standing

Pretty Girl

Girls From Across The Pond

Early On

Don't Ask

VelociCat

The Last Rubber

I'll make another pass at it later, but I wanted to get something up as an Appetizer. This was deep, very very deep, if you know what I mean!!!


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45 Hours

The Wreckyll in Jekyll is over...more on that later...I've got to stabilize my brain cells, or grow some more.

Posted: 09:16
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04.13.05
Whackyll

Heading that way...

We just listened to a nice dinner, and ate some nice music.

Safe everyone trip!!!

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04.10.05
Another Call

I called another blogger, whom I’ve met, and it definitely wasn’t him who answered the phone. I asked, “Who is this?” I thought I might have punched an incorrect number.

She replied, “I’m your worst nightmare.”

Posted: 13:42
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A Call And A Squirrel

About three quarters through my four and a half hour telephone call with this guy, Stretch comes running inside with some nasty looking shit. On closer examination, I realized it was the torso (no head or front or rear legs) of a damn squirrel.

The day before, it was pouring cats and dogs, and I looked out from my kitchen door over Kill Zone One, and saw a damn rat with a bushy tail peering out of a hole in a tree about thirty-five yards away. I pumped the .177, drew a bead, and capped it right between the eyes. There was no way I thought I could make that shot in a severe thunderstorm. I fired up the binoculars, and sure enough, half his head was blown away. I felt so good about that hit; I shot it again, removing most of the rest of its head.

So now the dead ass squirrel is hanging half in, and half out of the hole, and I thought it was probably high enough that I wouldn’t smell it as it rotted. I checked before I went to bed, and it was still there. I checked when I awoke, and it was gone. Stretch and I did a patrol, and it was not on the ground. He would’ve found it. How did he find it seven hours later, and what snagged it during the night? Hell if I know.

So what does popping a squirrel have to do with a four and a half hour phone call? I’ll tell you what; I didn’t think I could make that shot, and I damn sure didn’t think I could have a telephone call of that length with someone I’ve never met face to face. I enjoyed every second of it, and if anyone has any questions about anything, just give one of us a shout, because we solved ‘em all.

Bloggers are cool.

Just Damn!

Posted: 13:21
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04.07.05
Blaze On My Skates

I've got a new blaze on my skates, or tires on my ride, or whatever.

Cost me an arm, leg, and half my dick, but they are sticky.

Feels good.

Posted: 13:34
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I've Got a Buzz

Yeap...I just downshifted from a number three, to a number two, all the way around.

It feels good.

Posted: 13:29
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Sand In My Eyes...

...or Spring Is In The Air.

The Dogwoods and Azaleas are blooming, the birds are chirping, my car is now greenish yellow, and I’ve been sneezing about a thousand times a day. I love this time of year, really I do.

Due to the Jekyll Island diversion, via a couple of days and nights in Charleston, I’ll be setting out my garden later than usual. I’m going to till the same size, but instead of a hundred tomato and pepper plants, I’m going to plant about sixty. Over the last several years, I’ve apparently planted everything too close together. I guess I was trying to get greedy with Mother Nature, so this year I’m going for pod size and longevity, not quantity. The last time I did it right, I still had fresh Habaneros in November. A fluke? Probably, but what the hell, it worked.

As for my squirrel problem, between Stretch and my new pellet gun, it no longer exists. The squirrels must know my garden is right, smack damn dab, in the middle of Kill Zone One. Believe it or not, they aren’t stupid, and the ones that aren’t dead, have moved out of the neighborhood, so to speak. I’m sure I’ll get a few more, but for all intents and purposes, they’re done. When Stretch is on patrol, the rats with tails stay in the trees, which makes for a safer shot. I don’t want to accidentally shoot the neighbor’s kid, know what I mean. Don’t let anyone tell you a lead pellet won’t ricochet. Stretch and I are a team; we work well together. He trees ‘em, and I pop ‘em. I just wish I had a Badger for him; so he could test his genes.

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04.05.05
Breaking News Photography

Here's the link to the Pulitzer Breaking News Photography prize.

Posted: 09:26
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04.03.05
Stretch Is No Longer A Puppy

He is a Dog.

Happy Birthday Rotten.

How did this, become this, in one year?

He definitely lets me know when I need to reach for this.

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04.02.05
Comment Deletions

It�s been brought to my attention that I�ve inadvertently deleted some legitimate comments over the last several days. My fault, it was not intentional. I�ve had so much comment and trackback Spam over the last few days, I got a little carried away. Please let me know if you have a problem in the future.

I would love to capture one of these dirtbags, and haul them in chains to The Georgia Writers Workshop. Can you imagine showing up with Bob, for example?

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Email Award

The 1st Quarter 2005 EMAIL AWARD goes to my buddy Catfish, for both content and volume.

I created a “laughing_catfish” folder in his honor.

That’s one list I like being on.

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04.01.05
The End Is Near…

…but, I wish the media would get their ducks in a row.

The Pope is dead…wait a minute, he is not dead, his brain is still functioning…wait a minute, the Pope is dead…wait a minute, he’s still alive…wait a minute…let us backpedal, because “we really don’t know what the fuck we’re talking about”. We're just spewing shit in an effort to make the ratings.

Assholes...

Is this about a scoop, which would be impossible, or is the media just plain fucking incompetent?

Damn!!!

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